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For some reason, my girlfriend won't have sex with me

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The doctor looked horrified as he read the label of the now empty syringe.

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My girlfriend told me she'd shoot me in the head if I don't get off the computer

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My parents always told me I should be a good little boy, and never open the window on their wall. But that day I just got too curious.

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I'm not usually scared of a familiar face.

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I can't believe my luck, I'm finally a mortician.

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We're in the middle of the movie and my friend just typed /gamemode spectator on his phone, hah, naive child.

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The snake hissed again and again hoping that people will give attention.

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She asked me why I kept playing with her feet while she slept.

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I sighed with relief as I realised it was just my dad moving around in the night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For some reason, my girlfriend won't have sex with me	3
The doctor looked horrified as he read the label of the now empty syringe.	3
My girlfriend told me she'd shoot me in the head if I don't get off the computer	3
My parents always told me I should be a good little boy, and never open the window on their wall. But that day I just got too curious.	3
I'm not usually scared of a familiar face.	3
I can't believe my luck, I'm finally a mortician.	3
We're in the middle of the movie and my friend just typed /gamemode spectator on his phone, hah, naive child.	3
The snake hissed again and again hoping that people will give attention.	3
She asked me why I kept playing with her feet while she slept.	3
I sighed with relief as I realised it was just my dad moving around in the night.	3